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Abs' AKP AWARDS 2019 - VOTING

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  1. Thanks y'all for the 1.3k votes. It's barely been 24 hours. Y'all really be smashing!

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  2. Thanks y'all for the 2.5k votes. It's barely been 48 hrs. I'm emo rn.

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  3. Total vote count is 5030! You have beaten the last year's total number of votes by nearly 4000! Thank you all for taking your time to vote on my crack polls for my crack awards. Let's meet again next year hopefully, for another round! Happy new year to everyone! Heres to a wonderful 2020 full of juicy gossip, dating scandals of your favs & banging music. Cheers!
    ~abs out~

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