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How Big hut came to buy SouMu instead of Cube

YG throws open the door to his office room & is startled by a muffled cry from between the door and the wall. When he pulls the door and peers behind it, it's his turn to squeal. What in the- "What the hell are you doing here?" YG squeals at JYP, plastered to the wall of his office, trying to look as flat as possible. "I'm hiding." JYP whispers looking about YG nervously. "In my office?" YG squints his eyes in a valiant effort to comprehend the unfolding scenario. "In the middle of the night?" "It's six thirty in the evening!" JYP forgets his woes for a full second & stares at YG confused. "Anyways Bang PD is out to get me." JYP squeals in distress as he turns the color of the wall behind him, a cockroach white. "Boi that's bad." YG replies. Then in a conspiratorial tone he adds, "I heard he's vicious!" In the following split second a terrifying thought enters YG...

How SM got rid of the most promising NGG candidates

"Congratulations!" SM squeals at the girl seated in front of him in his plush office. "You are officially a member of the NGG as of now!" Koeun stares at the man. Has he lost his marbles? "You told me that a year ago!" She replies deadpanned. SM's grin falteres the tiniest bit. "Yes. And we are happy to have you-" SM gestures his hand at Koeun "-you in your budding young age of 22-" He gestures again. "-in our NGG! " "And guess what, we have decided a concept for you." He replies eagerly. "It's gonna be cute. As in cute that would put Twice to shame. " Koeun sits petrified in her seat. This cannot be happening. "We have hired Cheer Up producer to produce you a debut song." SM continues. "It'll all be cute. Cute song. Cute dress. Cute choreo. Cute expressions. Cute makeup-" "But- but the trend is girl crush nowadays-" Koeun stammers. "Since wh...