Hybe: Is there a slot available? I need desperately to sneak an artist in. Coachella: Nope. All filled. Hybe: Are u sure? I guarantee one hour performance from BTS next year. Coachella : Who? Hybe: Ya know the Squid Game dudes trying desperately for a Grammy? Coachella: Deal. I'll kick someone out. ------- Coachella: yo whassup. Guess who just landed a spot in the lineup? SM: NCT? Super M? Exo? Suju? Coachella : Who? No. It's Aespa. SM: *long pause* are back tracks allowed ------ "Guess what I just did? " Hybe PD nim asks JYP swirling his evening vodka on one fine evening at the Gangnam Bar. "Abducted Teddy so Blackpink won't get a comeback? " JYP replies, looking hopeful. Hybe pauses mid swirling. What?! "I'm sending them to Coachella. It'll be a lip syncing disaster and will kill their momentum for good". Hybe says. "They'll be off our groops' way in no time". "What if they actually sing live? " JYP asks,