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How Aespa went to Coachella

 Hybe: Is there a slot available? I need desperately to sneak an artist in.


Coachella: Nope. All filled.


Hybe: Are u sure? I guarantee one hour performance from BTS next year.


Coachella : Who?


Hybe: Ya know the Squid Game dudes trying desperately for a Grammy?


Coachella: Deal. I'll kick someone out.



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Coachella: yo whassup. Guess who just landed a spot in the lineup?


SM: NCT? Super M? Exo? Suju?


Coachella : Who? No. It's Aespa.


SM: *long pause* are back tracks allowed


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"Guess what I just did? " Hybe PD nim asks JYP swirling his evening vodka on one fine evening at the Gangnam Bar.


"Abducted Teddy so Blackpink won't get a comeback? " JYP replies, looking hopeful.


Hybe pauses mid swirling. What?!


"I'm sending them to Coachella. It'll be a lip syncing disaster and will kill their momentum for good". Hybe says. "They'll be off our groops' way in no time".


"What if they actually sing live? " JYP asks, his expressions worried.


They stare at each other for full ten seconds.


Then burst out laughing.

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