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JYP explains why Somi left

"Pssst"

SM stops in his tracks abruptly one Monday evening at The Gangnam Bar, with a martini in his hand. Did somebody psst him?

"Pssst"

He turns & stares at a dark alcove. Probably where the sound came from.

As his eyes adjust to the darkness, he begins seeing the silhouette of a man he knows well. Unfortunately.

SM suppresses a sigh.

"I'm hiding" Whispers YG.

"I can see that. " SM utters calmly.  This is gonna be one loooong night.

"You do?" YG asks sounding surprised and then abruptly changes his voice to a whisper.

"Have you seen him? "

"Who? " Asks SM. He has a sneaking suspicion who he's referring to. These two must be soulmates.

"JYP of course. Have you seen him? " YG asks agitatedly.

"I haven't. Why?" Says SM, his patience evaporating fast.

"I did something dumb. " YG says sheepishly.

"Why am I not surprised? " Says SM.

For a split second YG looks offended but recovers quickly.

"You don't understand. It's super serious. And now he's coming for my neck! " YG whines in hushed tones.

"What did you do this time? " SM asks, just to be polite. Truth is, if he could flee right now, he would.

"I think I made Somi leave. " YG whispers slowly.

SM stays still for a full second.

He is so gonna lose his head!

"I went by JYP new building the other day and met Somi in the hallway. " YG begins.

"And I said, Gurl are you gonna be singing preteen songs & making aeygyo faces for the next 6-8 years of your life or your gonna Whistle Like a Missile & Hit everyone With That Ddu Du Ddu Du? "

"I dunno if she thought I was gonna add her to my next NGG or something, but I wasn't being serious. " YG wails.

"IT WAS A JOKE" Whisper screams YG.

SM stares at the sobbing mess of a man. How does he manage to get in to so much trouble on day to day basis. It must be a talent.

"I'm just sayin, it isn't fair that JYP is comin for my neck. It's not like it was intentional. " He continues to sob.

Suddenly his face illuminates. He looks up at SM with hopeful eyes.

"Perhaps, perhaps he won't know it's me. " YG whispers slowly, his voice hopeful.

"In fact, there's no way for him to know that it was me. " YG says cheerfully. "Right? "

SM stares at him for a full second. One word from him can make or break him.

"He will know." SM says matter of factly. "Trust me" And turns and leaves.

YG stares after him with his eyes open wide and his hands gripping his poor neck. The next second he crawls deeper in to the alcove and disappears from sight completely. He will come out next year.

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JYP sighs again.

"I raised her since she was eight, ya know" Whines JYP. "She was a cute lil sugarplum".

SM stays mum. For the past couple of days he had gone out of his way to avoid a confrontation with JYP. But he ended up with the clown anyway. It has to be his bad karma.

"And that idiot took her from me, right from under my nose!" Barks JYP in anger.

"Ya know what she said to me when she left? "

"She said, yo JYP Knock Knock, you made me rot so long in the dungeon I dunno What Is Love now. So I'mma be such a Heart Shaker and leave you . I know your gonna be like TT but Cheer Up okay cus I'mma go over there and be Forever Young and Whistle Like a Missile and Bomb Bomb. So, See You Later boo. " Cries JYP and wipes his nose on the sleeve.

"Honest to god if I lay my eyes on that bastard, I'mma finish him. " JYP says heatedly. "Where the helI is he anyway? I can't find him anywhere. I been looking for days now. "

SM sneaks a glance at the alcove at the far end of the bar and takes a sip of his Thursday evening cocktail quietly.

Let both of em suffer for a bit longer.  They both deserve it anyway for bringing so much drama in to his quiet life!


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