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Twice BDZ

"Congratulations" Bang PD nim says & takes another sip of his martini one evening at the Gangnam bar.

"For what? " asks the confused JYP. He really is khunfused.

"For moving on from cute concepts. " Says the Bang PD nim casually.

"Finally" He mutters under his breath with a sigh of  great relief like one would experience when peeing after having a full bladder for 36 hours.

"Oh that" JYP says and gives a casual flick of his hand.

PD nim is in for a surprise.

JYP sips his martini quietly.

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"He makin his girls invade ma girls' territory, ya know" YG says moodily, looking across the bar @ JYP drinking with Bang PD nim.

"Whatchu yammering on about? " Asks SM calmly.

"Ya know. BDZ. It's girl crush. " YG says, his tone close to a wail.

SM casually regards the disturbed man and glances across at JYP.

It's not like he never wonders how these two clowns ended up having two such successful businesses. It should be pure luck.

"Ten bucks says it's cute again. " SM says and takes a sip of his martini.

Honestly, anybody who still thinks twice are gonna do anything else except cute should be dumb as a brick.

YG grunts and continues to look sombre.

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Two days later

A rather cheerful YG slips SM a 10$ bill.

Across the bar, an unhappy looking Bang PD nim continues to gobble down cocktails while a sheepish looking JYP sits next to him.


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