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When JYP becomes #1 K-Pop company

"Fuck" SM curses under his breath. He had spotted YG and JYP sitting at a far corner at the Gangnam bar one evening.

He had forgotten Alice's b'day.

Completely.

He was gonna send a boquet of pink Chrysanthemums - her favorite flowers - and a mega box of deboned tuna - her favorite fish - but he just forgot.

SM rubs his brow wearily. He's not ready to meet JYP's dramatic wrath.

Better stay off the clown's radar tonight.

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"Do you think he saw us? " JYP asks YG tensely. He sounds almost scared.

"I don't think so." Replies YG sounding equally tense. "He looks so upset though" Adds YG , taking a peak at the visibly troubled SM

"Yeah. It must be so hard for him. Imagine being the top for two decades and suddenly going down to second spot. " Says JYP, his voice dripping with pride and excitement. He's glowing tonight.

YG let's out a poorly concealed grunt.

How could SM let this clown top him? Now they're never gonna hear the end of it.
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How could he? SM curses himself again.

How could he forget, after he saw what YG went through last year when he forgot JYP's ancient dog's b'day. Every turn YG took, JYP was there making a jab at him for forgetting Alice's b'day. YG once confessed to him crying that  JYP snuck in his bedroom several nights and whispered in his ear "You hoe, how could you FORGET?". "It was scary" YG had said.

SM shudders visibly. Under no circumstance does he want JYP in his bedroom at night.

He's gonna pretend he didn't see them there. And be gone in a second.

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"Honestly, it's gonna be so awkward, like what am I even gonna say to him? "JYP complains.

"Let's just pretend we didn't see him. "YG contributes. "Don't look in his direction."
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Do NOT look in their direction. Do NOT look in their direction. Do NOT look in their direction.  SM chants to himself.
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"OMG He looked at us. " Squeals JYP.

"I TOLD you not to look-"

"But I did okay and he did too and our eyes met. " Wails JYP.

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SM curses at himself for like the 50th time that evening. WHY did he have to sneak a glance at the two clowns. Now he has to go over there and go through JYP's squealing and making a whole scene about him forgetting his darn dog's b'day.
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"Shhh. Here he comes" YG shushes JYP.

"He looks sooo down OMG." YG observes again. "Do NOT bring the topic up. EVER"

SM approaches the two of them with his usual evening cocktail.

"Fellas" He greets evenly. Inside, he's bracing himself for the JYP impact tho.

"I'm the first" JYP blurts out. Immediately he looks guilty. Cuss his stupid mouth.

Next to him YG looks like he's given up on his life.

"What? " SM inquires while sitting down next to them. What's up? The two bozos look weird today.

"I'mfirstinmarketcapitalizationnow" JYP mumbles looking at his shoes unable to meet the sharp glare of SM.

"What? " SM inquires, looking more confused than ever now. He looks over at YG and notices that he's taken a keen interest in his own shoes as well.

"I said, I kinda am the first now-" Begins JYP "- and not you in the market capitalization" Finishes JYP slowly and gulps YG's drink in a single gulp. As he puts his glass down, he sees his own partially finished drink and YG's angry face. "Sorry. " He utters meekly.

"And? " SM asks indifferently.

Both YG and JYP snap their heads and look up at SM in surprise.

"Your not upset? " YG asks, doubtfully.

"Why would I be upset? " SM asks, sounding increasingly confused with time.

"Cus now I'm the FIRST AND YOUR THE SECOND AND NOW I RULE AND YOUR A LOSER AND NOW I AM THE BIGGEST AND YOUR GOING DOWWWWNNN. " JYP shouts smugly, his chest puffed in pride.

Both YG and SM stare at him for a full minute. SM stays completely still and YG has his mouth open. A drop of drool is beginning to collect at the corner of his mouth.

"Alice is a gnarly old ugly a$$ dog that should of died 10 years ago. She's not trynna kiss you on the lips every evening when you come home, but trynna sniff the marinated chicken you eat for lunch every-day. " Says SM with a straight face.

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The Gangnam bar goers claimed later that they saw JYP storming out angrily and SM was clutching his crotch and screaming painfully. They also said YG was screaming for an ambulance cus 'SM had broken his weenie'.







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