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Why is JYP losing the views-battle?

JYP joins his bros with a martini in his hand.

"'Sup? " He asks casually.

Bang Hyunk Suk & YG give each other alook.

"Who's this? " BHS utters to YG.

"Just someone from the 20M club over there" YG says & turns his back to JYP.

BHS & YG start chatting animatedly.

"Bros.. " JYP wails.
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"Damn, is it nice to be back in the 10 M club or what? " JYP utters cheerfully & sits somewhere overlooking the '30 M club'.

SM gives him the skank eye & turns to chat with the Cube pd nim.

JYP pouts & starts drinking his martini dejectedly while staring longingly at the '30M club' !

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