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Why TWICE DTNA comeback felt rushed

JYP reading naver, finds that Blackpink has broken Twice's record!

His hand shoots to his chest & clutches it. As he feels shivers run down his spine, he shakily drags himself out of his office room at the top of the new building.

Exactly 7 mins & 48 sec later, sleeping Twice are woken up by a shrill squeal.

"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo get yo sleeping a$$es up. We comin back" JYP squeals while stomping his foot on the floor.

Nayeon rubs her sleepy eyes and utters in shock.

"JYP? What the-"

"Whatchu mean we comin back? "Sleepy Tzuyu asks & slowly sinks back in to sleep.

"It means we gonna get YG's sorry a$$ for making pinkpunk comeback with dat bop yo! Get your last year's halloween costumes & your pocari Sweat beach wear-"

"We ain't getting new clothes? -"

"No you ain't. We filmin the mv tonight"

"Do we have a song-"

"No we don't. I'll be makin it on the way to beach."

YG, your gonna wish u never hid yo pinkpunk in dat dungeon of urs for a year & came back with a dope a$$ song. JYP mutters under his breath!

"I'm comin for yo a$$"

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