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Y'all, this is some imaginary shiz off the top of ma head that post on AKP.
I dinnt wanna lose my precious fanfics! Mods deleted some of em. So I'm creating an archive of sorts!
Hopefully somebody will rediscover these in 3422 in a dystopian future and relive the ancient glory thru these!

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