The seven boys of BTS stare at the vision before them. They feel lost.
Earlier in the day Bang PD nim had called em to his newly decorated old office. Then he had broke the important news to em.
He was engaged! And to a woman too! He, the Bang PD nim, the man who had been too deeply burried in his work to create a BTS since, well, since his testicles descended to the scrotum, the man who is yet to discover the existence of the opposite sex, is engaged to a member of that very sex!
BTS had rejoiced. Naturally. Finally, the Bang PD nim was about to discover what it's like to be with a woman. Perhaps he'd like it so much and then he'd appreciate the existence of the opposite sex and he'd welcome the members of female kind as trainees to his company and then they'd get to hang out with and date and bang girls in-house away from prying eyes of Armys.......
They were ready meet the ahjumma. Whoever she was, they were sure PD nim had chosen well. She would be their eomma from now on.
In a whim, they'd gone out and booked the VIP lounge at the Gangnam bar tonight. They'd go out with their appa & eomma and celebrate the new life they'd be starting together soon.
BTS continue to gape at the duo before em, thoughts whirling in their minds like a friggin storm.
THIS. is his fiancee? This hot young chick with the hottest bod they ever seen and younger than Jungkook even, is his fiancee?
The room is spinning. Everything is spinning around em now!
HOW, HOW DID THIS OLD PHAT PHART MANAGE TO LAND SUCH A BANGABLE HOT CHICK WHEN THEY, WHO ARE YOUNG, HOT, FAMOUS,RICH, TALENTED AND IN THE PRIME OF THEIR LIVES STRUGGLE EVERYDAY TO GET EVEN AN INCH CLOSER TO RED VELVET OR TWICE GALS AND ARE STILL STUCK CELEBRATING VALENTINE DAY IN THEIR DORM. TOGETHER.
HOW?
Life is sometimes so unfair, Jimin & Jungook think to themselves staring at the buxom beauty standing next to their visually unflattering boss.
"Appa.... " A thin wail comes from the corner of the room. The six boys turn their heads in unison to find Suga close to tears, his lips quivering.
"How could you.. "He utters desperately as his lower lip pouts. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
"You could of just told me I wasn't sugary enough for you. "Utters he with sudden strength, though bitterness is evident in his voice, then turns on heel & leaves the room, regaining his lost swag with each step.
Bang PD nim stares after him. "What? "He exclaims, khunfused utterly.
"It's quite simple actually. "RM offers dutifully to explain. "You see, you were Suga's daddy. "He says. "And now" He gestures at the young beautiful girl, "your a sugar daddy. So. " He goes on. "So, it's like Suga wasn't sugary enough for you. "RM finishes. "Or something" He says after a pause, looking doubtful.
PD nim stares at him, squinting, trying to make something out of what RM is blabbering but he can't. Why are all his boys acting like such clowns today, geez. What's his babe gonna think of him when they behave dat way?
"YOU PRICK!" Suddenly an outburst. All heads turn towards Jimin, whom the sound emanated from & now looking like a steam engine, red & hot in the face that one would automatically assume steam is coming outta both his ears & nostrils.
"YOU BEEN BANGING HER ALL THIS TIME? "-
"Jimin, "PD nim says in a stern voice. "Be mindful of your language. There's a lady present"-
"YOU BEEN BANGING HER HOW LONG NOW? "-
"We've only been together for couple of months now but why is that any of your concerns? "-
"CONCERN? CONCERN? YOU ASKED ANY OF US NOT TO DATE"-
"I did and with good reason cus I didn't want you BLITHERING BUFFONS TO GO AFTER GIRLS AND GET IN TO SCANDALS & MESS UP ALL MY PLANS"-
"YOU ASKED ME NOT TO BANG SEULGI! YOU ASKED ME NOT TO BANG SEULGI! "-
"I MOST CERTAINLY DID"-
"AND YOU BEEN BANGING A CHICK ALL ALONG & GETTING ALL THAT ACTION"-
"WHAT DOES IT MATTER? WHAT DOES IT MATTER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CELEBATE FOR FEW MONTHS?"-
"MY BALLS ARE BLUE. " Jimin shouts at the top of his lungs. "ASK THAT FROM MY BALLS, THEY ARE FRIGGIN BLUE. I'M A GOD FREAKING SMURF" He finishes.
The rest of the room stare in silent shock.
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"Whatchu mean it's booked for the night? "JYP laments to the receptionist at the Gangnam Bar, for the umpteenth time.
"I'm sorry. There's really nothing we can do sir. It's been booked for a small party of 9 people. Eight males and one woman. " Says the receptionist, for the umpteenth time too.
"Oh for godsake" JYP exclaims, gesturing his hands skywards, "Who the friggin hell books an entire VIP lounge? " He goes on. "Who? "
"C'mon let's go. "SM tries to grab at JYP's arm & drag him out. This nonsense has gone on long enough. They ain't getting inside the Gangnam Bar. Not tonight.
SM drags JYP out. Just as they were about to leave the premises, the receptionist comes storming out & calls em.
"The reservation has been changed last minute." She says in a pleasant voice. "The party is no longer nine people but only two. A gentleman and his fair fiancee. "She goes on. "And the gentleman has requested the two of you to join him & his beautiful lady companion at the bar. "She finishes.
JYP & SM stare at each other, lost. A gentleman & his beautiful fiancee?
They walk inside, wondering in silence who they could be.
And they never guessed it right.
Earlier in the day Bang PD nim had called em to his newly decorated old office. Then he had broke the important news to em.
He was engaged! And to a woman too! He, the Bang PD nim, the man who had been too deeply burried in his work to create a BTS since, well, since his testicles descended to the scrotum, the man who is yet to discover the existence of the opposite sex, is engaged to a member of that very sex!
BTS had rejoiced. Naturally. Finally, the Bang PD nim was about to discover what it's like to be with a woman. Perhaps he'd like it so much and then he'd appreciate the existence of the opposite sex and he'd welcome the members of female kind as trainees to his company and then they'd get to hang out with and date and bang girls in-house away from prying eyes of Armys.......
They were ready meet the ahjumma. Whoever she was, they were sure PD nim had chosen well. She would be their eomma from now on.
In a whim, they'd gone out and booked the VIP lounge at the Gangnam bar tonight. They'd go out with their appa & eomma and celebrate the new life they'd be starting together soon.
BTS continue to gape at the duo before em, thoughts whirling in their minds like a friggin storm.
THIS. is his fiancee? This hot young chick with the hottest bod they ever seen and younger than Jungkook even, is his fiancee?
The room is spinning. Everything is spinning around em now!
HOW, HOW DID THIS OLD PHAT PHART MANAGE TO LAND SUCH A BANGABLE HOT CHICK WHEN THEY, WHO ARE YOUNG, HOT, FAMOUS,RICH, TALENTED AND IN THE PRIME OF THEIR LIVES STRUGGLE EVERYDAY TO GET EVEN AN INCH CLOSER TO RED VELVET OR TWICE GALS AND ARE STILL STUCK CELEBRATING VALENTINE DAY IN THEIR DORM. TOGETHER.
HOW?
Life is sometimes so unfair, Jimin & Jungook think to themselves staring at the buxom beauty standing next to their visually unflattering boss.
"Appa.... " A thin wail comes from the corner of the room. The six boys turn their heads in unison to find Suga close to tears, his lips quivering.
"How could you.. "He utters desperately as his lower lip pouts. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
"You could of just told me I wasn't sugary enough for you. "Utters he with sudden strength, though bitterness is evident in his voice, then turns on heel & leaves the room, regaining his lost swag with each step.
Bang PD nim stares after him. "What? "He exclaims, khunfused utterly.
"It's quite simple actually. "RM offers dutifully to explain. "You see, you were Suga's daddy. "He says. "And now" He gestures at the young beautiful girl, "your a sugar daddy. So. " He goes on. "So, it's like Suga wasn't sugary enough for you. "RM finishes. "Or something" He says after a pause, looking doubtful.
PD nim stares at him, squinting, trying to make something out of what RM is blabbering but he can't. Why are all his boys acting like such clowns today, geez. What's his babe gonna think of him when they behave dat way?
"YOU PRICK!" Suddenly an outburst. All heads turn towards Jimin, whom the sound emanated from & now looking like a steam engine, red & hot in the face that one would automatically assume steam is coming outta both his ears & nostrils.
"YOU BEEN BANGING HER ALL THIS TIME? "-
"Jimin, "PD nim says in a stern voice. "Be mindful of your language. There's a lady present"-
"YOU BEEN BANGING HER HOW LONG NOW? "-
"We've only been together for couple of months now but why is that any of your concerns? "-
"CONCERN? CONCERN? YOU ASKED ANY OF US NOT TO DATE"-
"I did and with good reason cus I didn't want you BLITHERING BUFFONS TO GO AFTER GIRLS AND GET IN TO SCANDALS & MESS UP ALL MY PLANS"-
"YOU ASKED ME NOT TO BANG SEULGI! YOU ASKED ME NOT TO BANG SEULGI! "-
"I MOST CERTAINLY DID"-
"AND YOU BEEN BANGING A CHICK ALL ALONG & GETTING ALL THAT ACTION"-
"WHAT DOES IT MATTER? WHAT DOES IT MATTER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CELEBATE FOR FEW MONTHS?"-
"MY BALLS ARE BLUE. " Jimin shouts at the top of his lungs. "ASK THAT FROM MY BALLS, THEY ARE FRIGGIN BLUE. I'M A GOD FREAKING SMURF" He finishes.
The rest of the room stare in silent shock.
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"Whatchu mean it's booked for the night? "JYP laments to the receptionist at the Gangnam Bar, for the umpteenth time.
"I'm sorry. There's really nothing we can do sir. It's been booked for a small party of 9 people. Eight males and one woman. " Says the receptionist, for the umpteenth time too.
"Oh for godsake" JYP exclaims, gesturing his hands skywards, "Who the friggin hell books an entire VIP lounge? " He goes on. "Who? "
"C'mon let's go. "SM tries to grab at JYP's arm & drag him out. This nonsense has gone on long enough. They ain't getting inside the Gangnam Bar. Not tonight.
SM drags JYP out. Just as they were about to leave the premises, the receptionist comes storming out & calls em.
"The reservation has been changed last minute." She says in a pleasant voice. "The party is no longer nine people but only two. A gentleman and his fair fiancee. "She goes on. "And the gentleman has requested the two of you to join him & his beautiful lady companion at the bar. "She finishes.
JYP & SM stare at each other, lost. A gentleman & his beautiful fiancee?
They walk inside, wondering in silence who they could be.
And they never guessed it right.
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