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Jennie & JYP

JYP opens one eye slowly and stares down what he believes to be the shaft of his long crooked nose. He opens his other eye and realizes the soft surface he's lying on face down & smacked on the ground like a giant eagle who miscalculated the distance to the ground from the sky, is the thick carpet in his new office. His neck & the cartilage in his nose bent in awkward angles scream in pain.

He rotates his eyeballs to the maximum limits in their sockets & tries to get a glimpse of his surroundings. His head is still foggy & his vision blurred but he catches the glimpse of his blasted tab... on which he was reading the horrid news ... seconds before he came crashing on to the blasted floor.

"Oppa, are you okayyy?" Comes the sweet voice of a cutely worried Tzuyu beautifully perched next to her fallen boss.

Dang it. She's here?

"Omo, should we call the police?-"

"Why would we call the police? He's not dead……Is he?-"

"He's DEAD? OMG WHAT THE HELL-?

"JYP IS DEAD?- OH NO. I KNEWW THAT IZONE PRESSURE WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO HANDLE"

"YOU DUMBASSES SHUT UPPP!! " Comes the deep voice of Jongyeon above the rest of Twice who're this close to calling up a funeral home & setting up. JYP's funeral.

"HE'S NOT DEAD YOU IDIOTS." Jungyeon shouts again. "HE JUST FAINTED." She adds. "God knows why. " She finishes in a weary manner.

Gosh, can there ever be anything more embarrassing than this? Jyp racks his brain but he genuinely can't come up with anything more embarrassing than being spread on the floor like a deboned chicken while being a laughing fest to a bunch of beautiful girls. Geez. His stupid luck.

If he had died when he passed out & hit the floor, he'd pity himself for the rest of the eternity for the last things he had seen just before he 'died' hadn't been pretty.
'Blackpink Jennie's Solo is the highest watched & liked soloist MV by a K-Pop artist in the first 24 hrs. '
'Blackpink Jennie has topped itunes of 40 countries. ''Blackpink Jennie is the first K-Pop female act to enter top 10 US iTunes '

How, how can a solo comeback from his rival group overthrow his full group's comeback? HOW? On what blasted planet in which blasted galaxy did such stuff happen?

First it was those juvenile gals - Izone & now this! JYP could only dread to think how big his rival group's next comeback is gonna be.....

He better not think right now cus he's still feeling quite faint & his blood pressure has to be drastically low & he might end up on the floor again, JYP thinks to himself as he pulls himself up from the ground - yes, he does wish he could lie on the ground forever or that his plush carpet would somehow open up & swallow him so that he wouldn't have to get up & face Twice & the first hand embarrassment but oh well.

A beep sound reverberates across the room as a notification comes to JYP's tab.

"Omo," Shouts Momo excitedly while picking up JYP's tab from the floor. "Jennie has 1.1 M Unique Listeners in the first day" She goes on. "And she's now got the third highest ULs for this year beating us all! " She finishes excitedly as the rest of Twice listen in awe.

A loud thud comes from the center of the room.

The girls stare huddled round in silence at their fallen boss, passed out -probably- again.

"I'm tellin y'all, he looks dead to me. " Chaeyeon mutters quietly.

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