Hybe: Is there a slot available? I need desperately to sneak an artist in. Coachella: Nope. All filled. Hybe: Are u sure? I guarantee one hour performance from BTS next year. Coachella : Who? Hybe: Ya know the Squid Game dudes trying desperately for a Grammy? Coachella: Deal. I'll kick someone out. ------- Coachella: yo whassup. Guess who just landed a spot in the lineup? SM: NCT? Super M? Exo? Suju? Coachella : Who? No. It's Aespa. SM: *long pause* are back tracks allowed ------ "Guess what I just did? " Hybe PD nim asks JYP swirling his evening vodka on one fine evening at the Gangnam Bar. "Abducted Teddy so Blackpink won't get a comeback? " JYP replies, looking hopeful. Hybe pauses mid swirling. What?! "I'm sending them to Coachella. It'll be a lip syncing disaster and will kill their momentum for good". Hybe says. "They'll be off our groops' way in no time". "What if they actually sing live? " JYP asks,
This is a fine evening in Gangnam. At one secluded corner of the elite Gangnam Bar, are sat three gentlemen ; Vocals, Visuals & Dance. They are engaged in a heated debate over who matters the most in K-Pop. Vocals slams his fist on the table & thunders. 'Kpop is ME. I AM Kpop. K - Pop is K- Vocals, literally'. He gestures furiously with hands. How could these idiots not get it? 'No group, no solo would exist without me-' 'AM I A JOKE TO YOU?' comes an angry outburst from across the bar. Vocals upon turning, finds Auto Tune fuming in a table farther away. Vocals glares at him. The audacity! A loud burst of laughter brings his attention back to his table. He turns to find Dance & Visuals struggling for air after cracking up. 'Oh honey' Dance starts dizzily. He's still oh so giddy from laughing so heartily. What a joke, Vocals is. 'There's PLENTY of groups & soloists that exist without you just fine'. He takes a big g